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![]() 09/03/2015 at 08:47 |
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oh how interesting, dem shampoo bottle labels
![]() 09/03/2015 at 08:54 |
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Also known as “every shit I took before 2011”
![]() 09/03/2015 at 08:56 |
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My ‘throne times were significantly less up until I ditched my Blackberry
![]() 09/03/2015 at 09:00 |
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For me, it’s more like I forget my phone and I’m out in five minutes. If I remember my phone, I’m out next Tuesday.
Seriously, sometimes I’ll forget I’m supposed to be pooping and I just hang out in there playing Tetris.
![]() 09/03/2015 at 09:08 |
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I don’t bring anything with me into the restroom.
I want to enjoy my shit in peace. No surfing the web, or chatting, texting, or reading a damn book. In and out in 5 minutes.
![]() 09/03/2015 at 09:17 |
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I still have a stack of those magazine thingy-ma-bobs by the throne for those occasions.
![]() 09/03/2015 at 10:21 |
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dude that’s what magazines or jeep part catalogs where for.
![]() 09/03/2015 at 10:21 |
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me it’s tapped out.(simpsons)
![]() 09/03/2015 at 10:25 |
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you enjoy you shit? do you drive a hybrid.
![]() 09/03/2015 at 10:52 |
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\goes to poop
\forgot phone
\”Help me Shampoo-Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”